the science is settled
Scantily clad women do cause earthquakes.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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April 27th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
More earthquakes, please!
April 27th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
It was ahead of schedule. Well, you don’t want to keep the ladies waiting, do you?
April 27th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
They make my bed move. Or at least one does 🙂
April 27th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Seeing as how there is an earthquake of some magnitude somewhere in the world every damn day, there’s not really much chance of them having the event and not having an earthquake. Having said that, a slight earthquake going on while viewing said women would be a sight to behold. All that jiggling would be impressive!
April 27th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Finally, the US-based earthquake producing mechanism that Hugo Chavez warned us about is, er, revealed.
This requires much more research. We must analyze, in a rigorous and scientific way, how bodacious tatas produce earthquakes. Only with precise observation of gamboling sweater puppies may we learn to target this earthquake mechanism, rather than the rather haphazard targeting that has occurred so far. I mean really, what has Taiwan done to deserve a near miss like that. Nothing!
If anything, Iran deserves the be the target of our earth-shattering American bosoms. Daughters of the Revolution, deploy your righteous breasts in support of your Iranian sisters! The arsenal of freedom is restrained only by Victoria’s Secret!
I can tell you one thing, though: despite all the other powers of the rising China, and the pleasantness of the feminine side of their phenotype, I think they are way behind in this arms race. China must fear the profound Earthquake-Causing-Boobs Gap!
April 27th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Not just the boobs: the short-shorts are popping out like spring wildflowers. My theory is that buns of steel also contribute to all the shakin’.
April 27th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
One experiment proves nothing. We need to investigate this more thoroughly. Please?
April 27th, 2010 at 10:19 pm
I’m with the skeptics. Further research is indicated.
Much further.
April 27th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Yes. For example, do random boob feel-ups cause bigger earthquakes?
I’m an undocumented scientist!
April 28th, 2010 at 7:09 am
As a Geophysical Engineer, I volunteer to do the testing …… I’ll sacrifice for the betterment of the planet. Think of me as the ALGORE of boob earthquake research.
I’ll start my analysis with a test of simple harmonic motion and its relationship between women with real boobs and silcon enhanced boobs.
Line up women, we got science to do!
🙂
PS – Finally I get to use what I learned in college!
April 28th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Wait a sec, if titties cause earthquakes, that can leave only one reason for that global warming thing. At least, that I can think of, anywho?
April 29th, 2010 at 7:59 am
headline:
USGS observes quivering cleavage, reserves comment…