And this is why we use a rifle case
Man with a rifle seen at Park West, which just had a mass shooting. Naturally, peopled freaked out. He was just there showing his doctor his vintage rifle.
Man with a rifle seen at Park West, which just had a mass shooting. Naturally, peopled freaked out. He was just there showing his doctor his vintage rifle.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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May 7th, 2010 at 11:26 am
At the Hosptial, huh?
May 7th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Hysterics everywhere, looking for a reason to freak out and start shrieking.
All together now: “There ought to be a LAW!!!!”
May 8th, 2010 at 1:37 am
Scaredy)911?
fictional 911 operator because we know they don’t have this much sense) yeah
S)I just saw a man with a gun
F9) Did he shoot anybody?
s) No
f9) Is he pointiing it at anybody?
S) No
F9) Is he threatening anybody?
S) No
f9) Here’s what you do. Go to the nearest haberdasher and…
S) A clothing store?
f9) yes.
S) Why?
F9) Buy a dark pair of slacks.
S) How will that help with the man with the gun?
It won’t, but you can put them on and pee in them. You’ll feel better, you’ll get that warm feeling for doing something, and nobody will know that you pissed your pants. Now, hang up.