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Tactical Car

That’s not a tactical car. That’s a tactical car.

12 Responses to “Tactical Car”

  1. Jeanette K. Says:

    Wow. I love how it makes that Hummer look completely lame.

  2. ericire12 Says:

    Tacti-obvious! I think they will probably get requests for a version that does not scream “kidnap me”

  3. Guav Says:

    How much cooler would that be with an M2 in a turret on top?

  4. Guav Says:

    Also, there should be an “oil slick” and “smoke screen” button on the dash somewhere.

  5. Nylarthotep Says:

    At $310,000 (according to google search) I’d hope it looked cool. Of course you may as well paint a big ole target on it as well, since all it will do is attract attention.

  6. Guav Says:

    I don’t know guys, although it screams “rich person inside,” it also screams “stay the fuck away from me, because I am bullet-proof and I contain several heavily-armed bodyguards who will kill you in the face.”

    There are less well-defended targets to choose from, and for the same reason burglars stay away from houses they know probably contain armed residents, I think most professional kidnappers would seek out something a little easier.

  7. Jerry Says:

    Not green enough, probably runs on baby seal oil.

  8. Guav Says:

    Actually, you just cram live baby seals into a hatch on the back—it grinds them up and extracts the oil (which is diverted to the engine) and forms the rest into neat little patties which are then barbequed and comes out on a little conveyor belt between the two back seats, which are then eaten by the passenger with a nice glass of kitten tears.

  9. Aaron Spuler Says:

    Another tactical car…

    http://www.spuler.us/gunsandammo/?p=469

  10. wolfwalker Says:

    Wait one. How can you have a tactical car without a trunk monkey?

  11. Guav Says:

    Or this one I took a picture of my wife in front of last weekend: http://twitpic.com/1rl5lu

  12. dave Says:

    DO WANT

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