Movie Review Haiku: Blade
Snipes is half vampire
Kicks full-blooded vampire ass
Doesn’t pay taxes
Snipes is half vampire
Kicks full-blooded vampire ass
Doesn’t pay taxes
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May 28th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Try Blade: the series.
Jill Wagner is hot, and she is a real shooter. IIRC she owns a Colt and a Kimber in .45 and a Ladysmith.
http://www.thewb.com/shows/blade-the-series/pilot-part-1/289fd47f-6071-4f3b-8751-5ef226af9b6e
May 28th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
I loved the first one, the second was fine, but the 3rd could have been improved immensely by having zero dialog and Jessica Biel naked and kicking Ryan Reynolds in the teeth for two hours.
May 30th, 2010 at 1:25 am
Vampires are a mystery to me. I really don’t think they exist, ‘cuz I ain’t never seed one. I can tell you this, however. I was a young man, once. And the entire cast of Dark Shadows can kiss my proverbial ass. I know that mom, and her baby sis, did not mean to terrorize a three year old, but I mean……………..