Well, here’s hoping
I am afraid I will be killed.
I’m still trying to figure out why that guy is alive. I figured the first victim’s dad would have had his ass capped by now.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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June 15th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Trust me, a nice 20 year sentence in a Peruvian jail will be worse than killing his ass outright.
June 15th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Five years in a Peruvian carcel would be a fate worse than death. As Van Der Sloot has already discovered.
As far as eliminating a predatory criminal on your own, Aruba has Dutch gun laws and a tropical climate. You would probably have to adopt Aruban custom and get within blade range to do that.
Just let him rot – preferably without all the media adulation.
Stranger
June 15th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Although I’m sure you mean Natalie Holloway, I really doubt she was Van der Sloot’s first victim.
June 15th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
A group of friends and I raised our classes last night to him getting sodomized in a Peruvian prison for the rest of his short, painful life.
June 15th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Van Der Sloot said, “I am afraid I will be killed.”
That’s interesting. I think this is the last thing Stephany Flores said as she smelled his breath, and he watched the life drain from her eyes.
And, yes, I think we’re dealing with a serial killer here. The sophistication with which he murdered and covered up his killing of Natalie Holloway suggests that wasn’t his first victim.
June 15th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Send him to the WORST jail they have. Violent inmates, sadistic guards, puitrid food. And then, three months later, offer him a twinkie and see if he will tell you where the other girls bodies are burried.
If he refuses, just call in those guards and give them the twinkie to have their way with him!
See, carrot and stick. It works!
June 15th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
I say leave him in general population until he tells the officials how many girls he’s killed and where they are. For extra incentive, put him in a cell with a guy who has a little girl on the outside.
June 15th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
I’m not making any specific comments about this case, but I will back up Uncles first thought about expecting the dad to have this guy wacked by now.
I’m a firm believer in the “You hurt my daughter and I’ll make your death look like an accident” school of thought. Pretty much same goes for my boy as well. Long before dutch boy made it to South America I would have gone on a shoot, shovel and shut up expedition.
June 15th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
I think that Alabama is charging him with defrauding Holloway’s mother out of $25,000 to show her where the body is.
I would like to see him extradited to Alabama after he gets through serving his 5 or 6 years in Peru.
I would prefer seeing him go to the La. state penitentiary at Angola to serve his time here, but I am sure that Alabama will find an appropriate place for him.
June 16th, 2010 at 2:18 am
Natalie’s dad probably had too much faith in the “justice” system. And not a huge pile of money and contacts that allow him to find the right people to get things done.
I strongly suspect that Stephany’s dad lacks that touching faith and has both the huge pile of money and knows people who knows people who would be glad to feed Joran feet first into a woodchipper.