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Don’t see that everyday

Man dressed in women’s clothing attempts to rob store with caulk gun. Flees scene with a transgendered prostitute. Ok, then.

11 Responses to “Don’t see that everyday”

  1. Starbasessd Says:

    “Dog Day Afternoon”, anyone?

  2. Guav Says:

    Most transgender prostitutes don’t have caulks.

  3. Freiheit Says:

    “Most transgender prostitutes don’t have caulks.”

    Transgender goes both ways you know.

  4. Guav Says:

    I’m well aware of that, but I am willing to wager that Male To Female trannie prostitutes outnumber Female To Male trannie prostitutes 500 to 1 at least, making the likelihood of the prostitute having formerly been a woman with some recently-acquired caulk almost zero.

  5. Mikee Says:

    Well of course the transgendered prostitute had a caulk gun – he was fixin’ to do some crack!

  6. JKB Says:

    The man struck Limuel with the caulk gun after he could not open the cash drawer, the affidavit said, then Limuel struck back, hitting the man with a plastic trash can.

    Attempted robbery with a caulk gun, fighting back with a plastic trash can? What is this: “Give me all your money or I’ll fill your holes.” “Drop that gun or I’ll hit you with this soft pliable container.”

    Why do these senseless crimes always start out with picking up a transgendered prostitute?

  7. Jennifer Says:

    Could be worse. He could have mooned the Hell’s Angels, thrown a puppy, and escaped on a bulldozer. Not that it has ever happened before.

  8. Jennifer Says:

    Dang, bad link. This one is right.
    http://injennifershead.com/?p=1666

  9. Ashley Says:

    Meh. It’s Austin. I had an Austin T-shirt for several years that proudly stated, “Keep Austin Weird” — it was about buying locally or something. Nothing surprises me from Austin.

  10. Jake Says:

    Man dressed in women’s clothing attempts to rob store with caulk gun.

    Um, no. Did anyone actually read the story?

    The affidavit says the clerk, Johnnie Limuel, 68, told police that a man dressed in women’s clothing entered the Speedy Stop on East 51st Street around 4 a.m. June 7 and bought a pack of cigarettes and $5 worth of gas, the affidavit said.

    Just after he walked out to a red pickup truck at a gas pump, another man — who police later identified as Jose Alejandro Romero, 17 — walked into the store with a caulk gun partially visible under a white t-shirt, the affidavit said. [emphasis mine]

    The “man dressed in women’s clothing” was the prostitute. She entered, bought cigarettes and some gas, then left. The guy with the caulk gun was a completely different person.

  11. John Smith Says:

    Wow, that is special.

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