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July 1st, 2010 at 2:03 pm
i say operator error
July 1st, 2010 at 2:16 pm
I didn’t know Remington made staples.
July 1st, 2010 at 3:22 pm
LMAO @Retardo
July 1st, 2010 at 3:24 pm
If that were a Glock stapler that wouldn’t have happened…
July 1st, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Remmington 1919:
http://www.a2boffice.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/stapler.jpg
July 1st, 2010 at 4:38 pm
You’re probably using reloads. My (*insert brand here*) runs flawlessly.
July 1st, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Jay G. Says:
If that were a Glock stapler that wouldn’t have happened…
Of course it wouldn’t. But just the same, didn’t you get the memo about the non-recall?
July 1st, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Just mail it to them with a return address. You’ll get a new one and likely a rebate of the purchase price in some form. Never hurts to ask.
July 1st, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I’d call them and demand my free jam.
July 1st, 2010 at 5:35 pm
We’ll complete the manufacturers assertion;
“Jam free. All other attributes of this stapler, however, must be paid for.”
July 1st, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Not entirely off-topic. About twenty years ago, I’m in court and I walk up to check-in with the clerk. She’s strugling to clear a jammed staple. I pulled out my three and half inch pocket knife and said “Please enter my appearance, I’ll do that”. Those days may come back but I doubt it.
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:13 am
If that was a Kimber, 1911, 1/4″, manual stapler
not a prob.
July 2nd, 2010 at 2:48 am
If it were a Glock stapler it wouldn’t have jammed, but you’d be missing a couple fingers.
Why isn’t it red?
I need my red swingline.
… burn down the building…
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:30 am
TAP RACK STAPLE! TAP RACK STAPLE!!! FIXITFIXITFIXIT!!!
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:01 am
Limp wristing…..
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:28 am
Clearly, if you had not been using one of those self feeding, semi-automatic staplers, you would not have had this problem. What you need is a good, old fashioned, S&W revolver stapler. For really precision and that authentic western stapeling experience, you should get a single action model that you must cock each time.