Kinda funny. A couple of incidents in traffic recently that I would have never thought much of other than regular stupidity that were made a bit funny because of personalized license plates. First up, is the Prius with the plate that said, and I am not making this up, 1LESSUV. Trouble is, this guy was in the left hand lane going slow beside another car and had traffic backed up as far as I could see. So, in his honor, I made sure to rev the engine while behind him to waste all the gas he was saving. And then I got home and poured a gallon of diesel fuel into some wetlands.
Up next was the Corvette with the plate that read TCBQUIK, which I presume was Taking Care of Business Quick. Except that this guy was doing less than the speed limit and driving like a granny. If you have a Corvette, you’re supposed to drive it like you fucking stole it. I mean, if I was driving one, that’s how I’d drive it. Because if I was driving it, I probably did steal it. Or someone loaned it to me. Which, if you have a Corvette, you should never loan it to me because I will be driving it like I stole it. It’s a Corvette, ferchrissakes. It wants to go fast. It’s made for it (by commies, but that’s another story) and who are you to deny it that?