An answer to Lyle’s question should be a banjo. When you break a banjo on a badguy, you get to silence two, very annoying things, at the same time. Then, you can enjoy your coffee.
Two 21 year old men drinking in an apartment when one attacks the other with a Frying pan and a Knife? Sure these guys weren’t in the SCA and were getting ready for the Pennsic Wars?
“Two 21 year old men drinking…” says all that needs to be said, here. I mean, my God, they’re a third of my age. With the experience of old age, if I were to attack guest or roomy in drunken rage, I hope and trust I would have sense enough to wield my trusty old Estwing hatchet or my large framing hammer. (claw side)
September 16th, 2010 at 10:12 am
I’m afraid my banjo wouldn’t do much good. Its an open back so its pretty light compared to most with resonators.
If someone comes at me with a pan and a knife, I’ll use my SP101 “brick”. either shoot or hit them in the face with it.
September 16th, 2010 at 10:50 am
What makes it tactical? 😀
I bet that guy “hears banjos”! 😀
September 16th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Do we, absolutely, have to root for the guy with a banjo? Is this a trick question?
September 16th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Tactical? Was it black or FDE?
September 16th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ScYkC_EGQ
you need to embed this….
September 16th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
What would make it tactical, of course, would be German-made Schaller Scruggs pegs. And a plastic head. And a silencer.
September 16th, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Alternate headline: Obviously over compensating for the size of his Yukalaylee
😀
September 16th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Was it a four string banjo, or one of those high capacity, five string assault banjos?
“I’m afraid my banjo wouldn’t do much good. Its an open back so its pretty light compared to most with resonators.”
Maybe, but you grab it by the neck and swing it like an axe, and you’re gonna damage more than just the banjo.
This begs the question; what’s best for SD– a banjo or a cup of coffee?
September 16th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
An answer to Lyle’s question should be a banjo. When you break a banjo on a badguy, you get to silence two, very annoying things, at the same time. Then, you can enjoy your coffee.
September 17th, 2010 at 12:23 am
Two 21 year old men drinking in an apartment when one attacks the other with a Frying pan and a Knife? Sure these guys weren’t in the SCA and were getting ready for the Pennsic Wars?
September 17th, 2010 at 3:02 am
“Two 21 year old men drinking…” says all that needs to be said, here. I mean, my God, they’re a third of my age. With the experience of old age, if I were to attack guest or roomy in drunken rage, I hope and trust I would have sense enough to wield my trusty old Estwing hatchet or my large framing hammer. (claw side)
The skillet is a girl’s weapon.