Where do I get one of those?
The paper of making up the record:
Afterward, officers of the Organized Crime Control Bureau were given tactical training in the use of heavy weapons, including automatic and semiautomatic machine guns, to spell the Emergency Service Unit in such an eventuality.
October 15th, 2010 at 10:01 am
What the hell is a ‘semiautomatic machine gun’?
October 15th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Darnit. Beat me to it. I guess I don’t speak stupid either…
October 15th, 2010 at 10:25 am
The semiautomatic machine guns are usually next to the RPGs in your local neighborhood gun store.
October 15th, 2010 at 10:53 am
If you can’t find the RPGs, just look for the “Buy 1 Get 1 Free Hand Grenade” banner.
October 15th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
I love the “semiautomatic machine gun” business. It’s like dry water or cold fire, it’s purely imaginary like something Lewis Carroll would think up while tripping, and it gives our world that whimsical touch of the absurd it’s so often lacking…
October 15th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
I assume that they have the shoulder things that go up?