Some local gangbanger years ago got caught with a Vulcan Uzi knockoff. It wasn’t in firing condition but it was evil and scary looking and they probably used it as a stash house intimidation piece.
One of my cohorts in our community group–who is famous for his near dyslexia and refusal to use a spell checker–wrote the whole city govt and media establishment about a bad guy was haunting our hood with an Ozzy.
I shit you not.
Apparently the Prince of Dorkness was mumbling his illiterate drug addled nonsense in an alley in Pigtown and had transformed himself into a cheapie semiauot Israel SMG knockoff.
October 19th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Some local gangbanger years ago got caught with a Vulcan Uzi knockoff. It wasn’t in firing condition but it was evil and scary looking and they probably used it as a stash house intimidation piece.
One of my cohorts in our community group–who is famous for his near dyslexia and refusal to use a spell checker–wrote the whole city govt and media establishment about a bad guy was haunting our hood with an Ozzy.
I shit you not.
Apparently the Prince of Dorkness was mumbling his illiterate drug addled nonsense in an alley in Pigtown and had transformed himself into a cheapie semiauot Israel SMG knockoff.
October 19th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Makes me think of the oozinator:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc
They eventually re-shot the commercial with green ooze…but the interw3bz never forget.
October 19th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Dey shoot you wit dey oozie an make you ooze wit a capital “OO”
October 19th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
A friend of mine once had an oozie, but his doctor cured him.