Bacon Jihad
Where Great Britain Used To Be:
Cafe owner ordered to remove extractor fan because neighbour claimed ‘smell of frying bacon offends Muslims’
Where Great Britain Used To Be:
Cafe owner ordered to remove extractor fan because neighbour claimed ‘smell of frying bacon offends Muslims’
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October 22nd, 2010 at 10:50 am
Okay, that just makes me angry.
October 22nd, 2010 at 10:55 am
Don’t think for a second that it can’t happen here, because it already has:
“http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/local/Prestigious-law-firm-sues-burger-joint-over-smell-1214765-104991844.html”
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:01 am
Maybe the remaining Brit patriots need lessons in proper bacon deployment. Personally, I like to fill hollowpoints with finely crumbled porcine goodness.
Bacon grease, however, works well when smeared on broadheads.
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:18 am
Of course, the smell of cooking Goat is perfectly fine to waft through the air.
October 22nd, 2010 at 11:31 am
My feelings exactly, Beaumont. Terrorize them by killing them with pig-tainted weapons, as they believe that they go to hell if they die unclean.
October 22nd, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Has anyone besides me thought that a regular and liberal application of artificial bacon scent to the streets of NYC where all the daily prayers occur might just be awesome. I know you’ve seen the emailed photos of the faithful blocking traffic with their display of the devout. Would that be considered terrorism–or just wildly entertaining?
October 23rd, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Is there a Right Not to be Offended in the UK? Anywhere?
October 24th, 2010 at 3:07 am
BACON MASE
I know … i am an ingenious man.
OH and a .40 cal hollow-point just incase