Assault Weapon
Bottle of salad dressing used as robbery weapon. Story ends well when shop owner pulls a gun.
Bottle of salad dressing used as robbery weapon. Story ends well when shop owner pulls a gun.
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October 26th, 2010 at 9:21 am
“Oh, you have a gun? Nevermind the whole robbery/assault thing. I’ll just leave, okay?”
October 26th, 2010 at 9:23 am
Dont bring a salad dressing to a gun fight. HA!
October 26th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Soon to be regulated by the BATFE & C. Condiments division.
Let’s ban Wishbone Assault dressings.
October 26th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Hmm, my home town and I have been in both of those stores in the not so distant past. I will now watch out for teenagers in the condiments isle with much more vigilance.
October 26th, 2010 at 11:54 am
Did that salad dressing have a shoulder thing that comes up?
October 26th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
The whole “will not name the suspect because of his age” thing is retarded. we need to know who these idiots are as soon as possible.
October 26th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Well sure, have you SEEN the price of arugula lately!