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3 little pigs revised

It’s OK. In the version I tell kids, the first little piggy has a Glock 17.

3 Responses to “3 little pigs revised”

  1. Weer'd Beard Says:

    And the Glock blows up and knocks his house down? The Piggie in the Brick house pops the wolf with a rifle before the jerk harasses the wood-house piggie just because an armed society is a polite one?

  2. Huck Says:

    “In the version I tell kids, the first little piggy has a Glock 17”

    Well, that explains why the first ‘lil piggy got ate by the big bad wolf, he had a chick gun! Now if he’d had a M1911A1 in .45ACP, it would’ve been no bacon for the big bad wolf!

  3. Lyle Says:

    Same goes for every horror movie I’ve partially watched (I’ve never had the patience to watch one all the way through). Insert one cute chick with a little pocket gun and the movie’s over in a couple of minutes.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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