And the Glock blows up and knocks his house down? The Piggie in the Brick house pops the wolf with a rifle before the jerk harasses the wood-house piggie just because an armed society is a polite one?
“In the version I tell kids, the first little piggy has a Glock 17”
Well, that explains why the first ‘lil piggy got ate by the big bad wolf, he had a chick gun! Now if he’d had a M1911A1 in .45ACP, it would’ve been no bacon for the big bad wolf!
Same goes for every horror movie I’ve partially watched (I’ve never had the patience to watch one all the way through). Insert one cute chick with a little pocket gun and the movie’s over in a couple of minutes.
November 12th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
And the Glock blows up and knocks his house down? The Piggie in the Brick house pops the wolf with a rifle before the jerk harasses the wood-house piggie just because an armed society is a polite one?
November 12th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
“In the version I tell kids, the first little piggy has a Glock 17”
Well, that explains why the first ‘lil piggy got ate by the big bad wolf, he had a chick gun! Now if he’d had a M1911A1 in .45ACP, it would’ve been no bacon for the big bad wolf!
November 12th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Same goes for every horror movie I’ve partially watched (I’ve never had the patience to watch one all the way through). Insert one cute chick with a little pocket gun and the movie’s over in a couple of minutes.