TSA Shaming
Those defenders of civil liberties, The LA Times Editorial Board, stand up for the little guy. No, I’m sorry. They tell you to Shut Up And Be Scanned.
Handy guide: How to spot a terrorist.
TSA agents say they’re just following orders and they really don’t like tugging on your penis anyway. And we should be sympathetic to those poor, poor people who have to fondle our naughty bits. Any sympathy I may have had is gone after you strip search a young boy.
TSA chief says it’s inconsiderate to protest on the busiest travel day of the year. Thinks touching your balls is considerate.
The market brings us underwear to protect privacy, get you strip searched.
Passenger chooses to strip to undies instead of being patted down.
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:02 pm
How about a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. No stuff about racial profiling and the device itself would eliminate long and expensive trials.
I can see it now: you’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly an announcement comes over the PA, “Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number…”
(This was from somebody named “Fern”. I dont know who she is, but I like her thinking.)
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:31 pm
How many Body Scans and Pat Downs did it take to stop Booby Trapped Printers from entering the country? Oh that’s right, none! Perhaps the TSA needs to put the scanners in the baggage area of the Terminal and leave the passengers alone. On the Bright Side, the BATFE can now point to the TSA and say “You think WE’RE stupid and inefficient”? Wonder how dumb one has to be to get a job with the TSA? Probably have to FAIL a standard IQ test to be considered for a post.
November 23rd, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Moving right along, coming to a state championship high school football game, soccer match, college game, swim meet, or mall entrance near you in the near future.
Heil, Heil, Heil!
November 23rd, 2010 at 4:49 pm
And more stupidity from the TSA with the naked guy, too.
a) He’s naked, why do they need to pat him down?
b) Why can’t they just pat him down without his clothes on? Will they not be able to feel anything he’s not hiding under his non-existent clothes?
c) He’s naked, why do they need to pat him down?
November 23rd, 2010 at 5:54 pm
I wonder why all the libs are for this, considering the same libs screech about Nazism when preventing perverts from looking at porn on library computers.