Should one wear their wookie-suit through airport security?
Posted in uncategorized on November 24th, 2010 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
The TSA probably wouldn’t get the reference.
Absolutely, you domestic extremist you.
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Either that or a birthday suit
No, but you should definitely tuck a foil-wrapped cucumber down the front of your skivvies…
If not, then perhaps one of those fake pregnancy suits for men….. that would really piss em off!
El Capitan wins with the Spinal Tap reference.
Here is one for ya:
LAX Passenger Wears Bikini to Get Through TSA Security
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/lax-passenger-wears-bikini-to-get-through-tsa-security/
I’m reccomending the kilt and going commando.
If it’s a kilt, it’s commando by design. Otherwise, it’s just a dude wearing a skirt.
Wear your wookie suit…with a kilt.
Of course, some Scotsmen don’t need suits to look like wookies.
Been done: http://www.stormyharbor.com/bcrs/wookiebama.jpg
Just remember, the bowcaster must be declared, unloaded, and packed in a locked, hard-sided case.
If you do wear the wookie suit, make sure you only respond to the TSA agent in growls, gutterals and grunts. TSA Agent: “And where are you flying today?” Wookie-suited passenger: “RRRRROOOWRRRARRRGAAHHHH!”
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November 24th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
The TSA probably wouldn’t get the reference.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Absolutely, you domestic extremist you.
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November 24th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Either that or a birthday suit
November 24th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
No, but you should definitely tuck a foil-wrapped cucumber down the front of your skivvies…
November 24th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
If not, then perhaps one of those fake pregnancy suits for men….. that would really piss em off!
November 24th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
El Capitan wins with the Spinal Tap reference.
November 24th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Here is one for ya:
LAX Passenger Wears Bikini to Get Through TSA Security
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/lax-passenger-wears-bikini-to-get-through-tsa-security/
November 24th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I’m reccomending the kilt and going commando.
November 24th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
If it’s a kilt, it’s commando by design. Otherwise, it’s just a dude wearing a skirt.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Wear your wookie suit…with a kilt.
Of course, some Scotsmen don’t need suits to look like wookies.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Been done:
http://www.stormyharbor.com/bcrs/wookiebama.jpg
November 25th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Just remember, the bowcaster must be declared, unloaded, and packed in a locked, hard-sided case.
November 25th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
If you do wear the wookie suit, make sure you only respond to the TSA agent in growls, gutterals and grunts.
TSA Agent: “And where are you flying today?”
Wookie-suited passenger: “RRRRROOOWRRRARRRGAAHHHH!”