I can’t believe it was one guy! I thought it was just a silly term that someone made up, but he REALLY DID think he was a Mall Ninja! They made no less than TWO MAJOR MOTION PICTURES about this guy!
And yet I doubt any royalties accrued to the original, one and only, truly amazing Mall Ninja. That’s the problem with being the first of a kind – nobody believes it was you who was first, after the 1,000th blogpost about the stereotype. Just ask the original LOL cat, wherever it may be.
December 6th, 2010 at 11:45 am
HILLARIOUS!!!!!!
December 6th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
I can’t believe it was one guy! I thought it was just a silly term that someone made up, but he REALLY DID think he was a Mall Ninja! They made no less than TWO MAJOR MOTION PICTURES about this guy!
December 7th, 2010 at 3:41 am
And yet I doubt any royalties accrued to the original, one and only, truly amazing Mall Ninja. That’s the problem with being the first of a kind – nobody believes it was you who was first, after the 1,000th blogpost about the stereotype. Just ask the original LOL cat, wherever it may be.