Right to flamethrowers
Mocking gun rights by comparing them to flamethrowers. Except that flamethrowers are not regulated, at least federally. They’re just squirtguns, after all. Some states regulate them though.
Mocking gun rights by comparing them to flamethrowers. Except that flamethrowers are not regulated, at least federally. They’re just squirtguns, after all. Some states regulate them though.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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February 8th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
If you cannot find an original for sale through http://flamethrowerexpert.com/, you can always buy something that although not man-portable performs pretty well, too: http://www.terra-torch.com/Products/1400_Terra_Torch.htm
The photo at the bottom of the Terra Torch page is accurate; I have seen them in use and they will shoot 20+ yards.
And, no license required in most locals for either above option.
February 8th, 2011 at 6:15 pm
Washington bans anything that shoots flaming tennis balls. I guess that’s common sense enough.
February 8th, 2011 at 9:43 pm
This gentleman has won me over with his comedic stylings; the pen is truly mightier than the sword. I’m now going to trade in all my firearms to put toward getting my Masters in philisophical douchebaggery.