Go quietly into that good night
If you’re gonna off yourself, do so in the privacy of your own home. Don’t do so in a method that will lead to a complete shutdown of the interstate. Honestly, do you want your last earthly act to be being a dick?
Update: Jumper was rescued.
February 11th, 2011 at 10:53 am
Well, if you’re gonna go with the ‘cry for attention’ theory …
February 11th, 2011 at 11:17 am
Sorry, I have to know… Was his name Billy Joe McAllister?
February 11th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
He wasn’t quite dead yet…but he is now.
February 11th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Unfortunately, the “rescue” came a little too late. My wife’s boss’s husband was the second person on the scene. The fellow was quite motionless in the water. Apparently head trauma and hypothermia had already gotten the best of him.
February 13th, 2011 at 7:33 pm
dementia/alzheimers