Kinda stabby lately
Two mass knife attacks this week. And a carjacking in Memphis with knives and machetes.
We need an assault knife ban!
Two mass knife attacks this week. And a carjacking in Memphis with knives and machetes.
We need an assault knife ban!
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February 15th, 2011 at 10:44 am
They are just sticking around…
February 15th, 2011 at 10:57 am
We need an assault knife ban!
Please, do NOT give them any ideas!
February 15th, 2011 at 11:48 am
Three guys driving in a van were car-jacked by pedestrians armed with edged weapons, early Saturday morning, in a bad neighborhood?
Why do I think this translates into “2:00am drug deal goes bad, hilarity ensues” with the possibility of gang affiliation going unmentioned?
My momma often told me I should be in bed by midnight, to avoid such trouble. My only problem is the girls I dated wouldn’t cooperate with that plan.
February 15th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Have you been in the country where Great Britain used to be lately? I was there a couple years ago and discovered that wearing my multi-tool was essentially a felony.
February 15th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Don’t forget knife licensing and registration!
February 15th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Speaking of Britain, wasn’t there some attempt to make pointed kitchen knives illegal over there? I seem to recall reading something along those lines.
February 15th, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Meanwhile, in Alaska a Defensive Sword Use.
http://www.adn.com/2011/02/14/1702523/police-woman-nearly-severs-intruders.html
“Here’s Johnny! Owe! I mean Lefty.”
February 15th, 2011 at 6:02 pm
An assault knife ban would totally solve the problem. Everyone knows that criminals politely obey all such laws.
And think of the photo opportunities for politicians, who could get face time on TV for from staging knife buy-back events. Kids could steal Mom’s kitchen knives and trade them for concert tickets. Oh, hell yes.