Governor Moonbeam Owns 3 Guns
That’s what he tells a law enforcement group. Good. I wonder if those cops ran his name through the state database to see what he lawfully owns? Since Jerry ain’t saying.
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April 7th, 2011 at 10:29 am
So 3 guns in Kalifornia is an Arsenal? Isn’t that some Gunnies EDC load? 8 o’clock, 4 o’clock and ankle, right?
April 7th, 2011 at 10:33 am
If 3 guns and a dog constitute a “small arsenal”, then I must have an armory minus the dog.
April 7th, 2011 at 10:55 am
3 guns? That’s about what is lost in the clutter on my kitchen table at the moment.
Jake from Kalifornistan
April 7th, 2011 at 11:29 am
I won’t go into details on my own “arsenal” but as the owner of a pug mix the “half a rat” comment made me chuckle.
April 7th, 2011 at 11:31 am
Rifle, shotgun, pistol? At least tell us if it’s a trifecta. Most California Democrats, especially those in Leadership positions, are closet gun-owners – not Proud – which is what allows them to commit anti-gun policies. They are ashamed of their dirty gun Secrets.
April 7th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
The mentality of the elite ruling has already been expressed. Just substitute “Americans”, “police” and military” in the following and there you have it:
“Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA – ordinary citizens don’t need guns, as their having guns doesn’t serve the State.” –Heinrich Himmler, Head of Nazi Gestapo
April 7th, 2011 at 12:35 pm
And I wonder, how many guns President dickweed owns?
Obama says he remembers ‘pumping gas’, so maybe while he was in that cocaine haze back in college he might have owned a gun or two while snorting.
April 7th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Two is one, and one is none…so he only has one…or six…
April 7th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
I did a quick check, and in fact I do have three on my dining room table here, though only one is functional, the other two are here for some work. And they are pretty well integrated into some clutter.
April 7th, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Paul, he has all the guns he needs, and Gun-bearers to carry them for him. Just look for the people wearing Sun Glasses and those little white corded earpieces. Then, if you look to the roof tops at any public event he’s at, you might see some Ruby Ridge Veterans among the chimney stacks. But since this the 21st. Century, above them is probably a UAV or 2 run by the CIA, while the No Such Agency is listen for anything that might be considered “Hostile” within 50 miles of his current location.
It’s GOOD to be the King.
April 7th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
Well Bubble, I guess then the Prez owns ’em all.
But maybe in 2012 they can’t get Humpty Dumpty reelected. Him and his court jester, Biden.
Maybe our slogan should be ‘We Hope for Change in 2012!’
April 7th, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Change in 2012? , yeah sure, like George W. was change from his “step-brother” Billy Jeff and Barry was change from W. Seems to me, the only “change” we got in 2009 was more.
The elite ruling class doesn’t trust us with guns, a good example of which was that Clinton disarmed our troops on their own home bases, a policy kept by Bush and of course, no “change” with Obama, so that a Jihadist soldier was able to shoot many of them as unarmed victims until a young female police officer finally made it to the scene. We’re being ruled by extreme evil because: ONLY YOUR ENEMY WANTS YOU DISARMED.
April 7th, 2011 at 6:02 pm
I am a total right wing gun nut stuck in California (by virtue of family and a very good job), and I will totally admit that I like this edition of Jerry Brown. He is definitely pro-gun than his recent Republican challenger, mongoloid eBay CEO Meg Whitman (and we know where eBay stands on guns).
I think grown-up, 21st century Jerry is a very pragmatic dude with libertarian leanings. He was mayor of Oakland for chrissakes, he has no illusions. He’s watched his party turn the most beautiful part of the US into our own version of Mexico over the past few decades (a destruction he himself had a hand in back in his younger days).
Jerry’s plan to make us vote for tax increases or to maintain current tax hikes(which the voters will reject) is a brilliant plan – he will be blameless when he slashes and burns.
As far as California Democrats go, Jerry is all right. He’s about the only one I’d want to hang out with.
Though since I got my tax bill, I’m seriously looking at buying a place in Vegas.
April 7th, 2011 at 9:02 pm
Congrats jerry. Now you have as many guns as I have in my car….
April 7th, 2011 at 10:03 pm
And Mr.Brown has, uhm, usurped my name. Screw Mr. Brown. He asked for it.
April 7th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
One of them is a .38 pistol (it was his father’s), according to:
http://www.jerrybrown.org/25
So now we guess about just two.
April 8th, 2011 at 2:04 am
A nail gun, a glue gun, and a staple gun.