Laws are magic
Billy notes:
Gov. Jerry Brown signed into law a requirement that utilities obtain one-third of the state’s electricity from renewable sources.
Excellent! Perhaps the governor should sign a bill that bans cancer and hunger.
Billy notes:
Gov. Jerry Brown signed into law a requirement that utilities obtain one-third of the state’s electricity from renewable sources.
Excellent! Perhaps the governor should sign a bill that bans cancer and hunger.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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April 22nd, 2011 at 9:24 am
Great! Next they’ll pass a law saying we have to harness energy from unicorn farts.
April 22nd, 2011 at 9:33 am
Anybody making book on when the rolling blackouts start?
April 22nd, 2011 at 10:08 am
And make pi = 3.000000 to make my arithmetic simpler.
April 22nd, 2011 at 10:21 am
Coal IS renewable, so is oil. It is created slowly, but it’s process of creation is ongoing, so more is being created all the time. Hell, I was taught THAT in grade school in the 1950’s.
Maybe what Governor Moonbeam meant is to embrace coal-fired generation…
April 22nd, 2011 at 10:40 am
Heh, That’s what I thought when I heard of that law.
No doubt more electricity providers will be moving out of state and letting their present plants wear out and fail. Bet they will love those rolling blackouts in SF and LA.
April 22nd, 2011 at 10:42 am
Guess what the utilities will do: cut back on the non-green production until it matches the 2 to 1 requirements. I’ll bet the rolling blackouts Kevin mentioned will be 80% blackout, and 20% power.
April 22nd, 2011 at 11:32 am
Hell, with the high-price of electricity here rolling blackouts start voluntarily! I’ve already begun going around the house turning-off and un-plugging every non-essential and including the TiVo and TV. Now I’m like my Dad.
April 22nd, 2011 at 11:51 am
Is this the place where I get to point out that whales are a renewable resource?
April 22nd, 2011 at 11:59 am
Mr. Brown, “Rofl” is my favorite brand of mayo. Salute.
Grand pianos are renewable too, and that’s what they’re stoking the boiler with. Boy, that redwood burns smoky!
April 22nd, 2011 at 12:41 pm
They did that crap here in Washington too. Instead here they disallowed the inclusion of Hydro power. Cause you know since 90% of our power out here is hydro anyway.
Remember the people making the decisions and writing the laws have no clue how reality works.
April 22nd, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I have some friends in CA who are probably celebrating this as the first step towards… I dunno, some kinda hippy style utopia. Poor bastards don’t know what’s about to hit ’em.
April 22nd, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Wood is Renewable, right? I see there’s a whole bunch of Sequoias and Redwoods up in Northern Cali that could be logged and put into Boilers to generate Steam. So what if they take 300 years to grow back? The People’s Republic will just set up the Bureau of Tree Preserving and have 3,000 Managers and Supervisors on the Payroll to make sure that 100 Earth Firsters can guard the seedlings.
April 22nd, 2011 at 5:26 pm
But remember that it’s the anti-intellectual conservatives and Republicans who are waging the war on science.
April 23rd, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Man, Les stole my thunder. Convert the power plants over to wood, that’ll learn the hippies.