What we all need

An elephant mounted machine gun. Of course, I need an elephant first.

Posted in uncategorized on May 19th, 2011 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |

Gregory Markle Says:
May 19th, 2011 at 9:14 am
We have the mount and the ‘Tater Digger…but I don’t think the elephant is going to fit in the vault! Oh…and we need the hat! The hat looks essential to maintaining one’s dignity while doing mounted elephant machine gun duty.
mikee Says:
May 19th, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Don’t forget that while shooting in the past without safety equipment was done, it resulted in significant hearing loss for many participants.

So where does one get the necessary and gigantic ear muffs for the elephant? Safety first, and all that.
guy Says:
May 19th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Ear muffs for the elephant would be safety equipment but for the rider, not the elephant.

I saw that photo and thought “the first time he pulls the trigger he’s in for a short, wild ride followed by one hell of a stomping”.
Diomed Says:
May 19th, 2011 at 5:30 pm
The camel mounted machinegun is probably a bit more practical for you.

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