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Raptured

This is a scheduled post. If you’re reading it, I’ve been raptured and am in heaven kicking it with the big J.

16 Responses to “Raptured”

  1. Mad Saint Jack Says:

    Mazal Tov.

  2. Stormy Dragon Says:

    The real reason the rapture did not occur on schedule:

    http://i.imgur.com/3Q6AH.jpg

  3. Shootin' Buddy Says:

    Raptored?

    You’ve been eaten by a dinosaur . . . or a Northern Goshawk?

  4. Jake Says:

    Nice.

    @ Stormy Dragon: Ooh yeah!

  5. Jeff Says:

    It turns out headshots with .338 Lapua will take out Earthquakes and Tsunamis, so I think I’m going to stick around for this one. I’m ductaping the SAPI plates to my body as we speak.

  6. Roberta X Says:

    Northern Goshawk please! –No, with fries. Sheesh.

  7. That Teal Hunter in the Game Warden Joke Says:

    “Salty as hell, just like whooping crane, and fishy too, like bald eagle.”

  8. Old NFO Says:

    Nah, we’re still here… He blew it again, just like 94…

  9. Dannytheman Says:

    Debbie Harry wouldn’t be on my rapture list! Maybe Angelina and Jennifer in a jello wrestling match over who gets to sleep with me in eternal rest?

  10. RC Says:

    Oh, Rapture. I misread it and thought he said rupture. I was feeling sorry for him, thinking that really had to hurt.

  11. Jerry Says:

    That is so going on my facebook.

  12. Andrew Says:

    I am bummed. I am still here. Oh well, time to start killing the rest of us sinners.

  13. Someone You Know Says:

    Damn, I liked you blog, too. Guess I’ll have to find someone else to waste a couple of minutes with each day reading about guns and bacon.

    Hope you enjoy yourself.

    PS.
    Who got your guns?

  14. SPQR Says:

    Deborah Harry would be on my rapture list. The episodes of Wiseguy with her as a recurring character were great.

  15. Jeff Says:

    @ SPQR-wait…are we getting our choice of any aged Deborah Harry in our Fantasy Rapture List? No one said anything about picking circa-19XX Debbie Harry. I thought we were going with modern day Debbie Harry. This changes everything!

  16. Robert Says:

    So what sort of guns do Jeebus and Jehovah carry?

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