Raptured
This is a scheduled post. If you’re reading it, I’ve been raptured and am in heaven kicking it with the big J.
This is a scheduled post. If you’re reading it, I’ve been raptured and am in heaven kicking it with the big J.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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May 21st, 2011 at 7:49 pm
Mazal Tov.
May 21st, 2011 at 7:54 pm
The real reason the rapture did not occur on schedule:
http://i.imgur.com/3Q6AH.jpg
May 21st, 2011 at 9:34 pm
Raptored?
You’ve been eaten by a dinosaur . . . or a Northern Goshawk?
May 21st, 2011 at 10:19 pm
Nice.
@ Stormy Dragon: Ooh yeah!
May 22nd, 2011 at 12:48 am
It turns out headshots with .338 Lapua will take out Earthquakes and Tsunamis, so I think I’m going to stick around for this one. I’m ductaping the SAPI plates to my body as we speak.
May 22nd, 2011 at 7:26 am
Northern Goshawk please! –No, with fries. Sheesh.
May 22nd, 2011 at 8:43 am
“Salty as hell, just like whooping crane, and fishy too, like bald eagle.”
May 22nd, 2011 at 8:45 am
Nah, we’re still here… He blew it again, just like 94…
May 22nd, 2011 at 10:02 am
Debbie Harry wouldn’t be on my rapture list! Maybe Angelina and Jennifer in a jello wrestling match over who gets to sleep with me in eternal rest?
May 22nd, 2011 at 11:15 am
Oh, Rapture. I misread it and thought he said rupture. I was feeling sorry for him, thinking that really had to hurt.
May 22nd, 2011 at 1:34 pm
That is so going on my facebook.
May 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 pm
I am bummed. I am still here. Oh well, time to start killing the rest of us sinners.
May 22nd, 2011 at 5:59 pm
Damn, I liked you blog, too. Guess I’ll have to find someone else to waste a couple of minutes with each day reading about guns and bacon.
Hope you enjoy yourself.
PS.
Who got your guns?
May 22nd, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Deborah Harry would be on my rapture list. The episodes of Wiseguy with her as a recurring character were great.
May 22nd, 2011 at 9:35 pm
@ SPQR-wait…are we getting our choice of any aged Deborah Harry in our Fantasy Rapture List? No one said anything about picking circa-19XX Debbie Harry. I thought we were going with modern day Debbie Harry. This changes everything!
May 23rd, 2011 at 5:22 pm
So what sort of guns do Jeebus and Jehovah carry?