What’s in a name?
The Mrs. took the kids to Build a Bear yesterday. Whenever the kids go, the both always build dogs and not bears. Junior built herself a dachshund that had rollerskates. And she named it Weiner.
I wonder if she’s been watching the news?
June 14th, 2011 at 9:54 am
I hope not.
June 14th, 2011 at 10:03 am
was it waxed?
June 14th, 2011 at 10:36 am
Hearing / reading about weiner dogs always makes me think of Norm MacDonald’s show “Norm”.
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Norm had a weiner dog.
One time it was lying atop the TV remote, causing it to repeatedly change channels.
Norm says, “Weiner Dog, you got no attention span at all”.
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To this day my wife and I refer, perhaps unfairly, to Weiner dogs’ short attention span.
June 14th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Weiner has announced that he is running for President and his running mate is Eric Holder, It will be the Weiner Holder ticket.
June 14th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
This afternoon, in a local store, two little boys were running around the toy department. Suddenly the sound of pattering feet stopped, and one child stated quite loudly, “Wow! Look at that big weiner!”
I was really, really hoping they were looking at a stuffed dachsund.
June 14th, 2011 at 5:03 pm
I went to a dog food store a few days ago and a wiener dog tried to eat me. I told him “my dog poops bigger than you” and he left me alone. I guess they understand English!
June 14th, 2011 at 9:29 pm
DAD– Well, THAT certainly didn’t take long!