Markie Marxist sez: “Okay, so one of our commie pricks put a picture of his commie prick up on the Internets. So what? There’s no need to get juvenile about it, just because the Weiner pulled a boner! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist! It’s pretty bad that even his commie compadres find him to be a laughingstock. He never should have gotten involved with Hillary’s wife – that was never going to end well.)
June 16th, 2011 at 10:15 am
Premature discharge?
June 16th, 2011 at 10:36 am
Isn’t too late? I thought the media reported his wife was pregnant.
June 16th, 2011 at 11:01 am
Premature Capitulation
June 16th, 2011 at 11:03 am
All-wet dream?
June 16th, 2011 at 11:03 am
Hard times for Weiner.
Weiner’s explanations to constituents flaccid.
Weiner quits over lack of substance.
Weiner decision stands firm.
Ok enough…
June 16th, 2011 at 11:17 am
The Wiener is softening
June 16th, 2011 at 11:32 am
Weiner no longer a member…of Congress
Weiner Weiner Cheeken Deener
June 16th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
#Don’tTweetYourMeat!
June 16th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Weiner softens, slipping out of chamber
June 16th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
How can I get in on the sexting/tweeting junk pics, so I can draw a nice pension???
June 16th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
So, he withdraws- limp and shaking. He leaves everyone disappointed with deep feelings of regret… yet vaguely wanting more.
I heard they are appointing a guy named Finger to finish his term.
June 16th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
He withdrew under pressure, unable to discharge the duties of his office.
June 16th, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Has a future as a Viagra spokesman. “When you want to SHOW your BEST ASSET, VIAGRA!”.
June 17th, 2011 at 12:24 am
Disgraced member of the House, Anthony Weiner, ejaculated from Congress.
OK, I got nothin’.
June 17th, 2011 at 7:24 am
Markie Marxist sez: “Okay, so one of our commie pricks put a picture of his commie prick up on the Internets. So what? There’s no need to get juvenile about it, just because the Weiner pulled a boner! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist! It’s pretty bad that even his commie compadres find him to be a laughingstock. He never should have gotten involved with Hillary’s wife – that was never going to end well.)
June 17th, 2011 at 10:59 am
via Drudge:
Weiner roasted