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I hate when that happens

Wiener to quit.

Update: Other puns:

Pulling out?

Going down?

Electile dysfunction?

16 Responses to “I hate when that happens”

  1. kaveman Says:

    Premature discharge?

  2. John Richardson Says:

    Isn’t too late? I thought the media reported his wife was pregnant.

  3. Dragon Says:

    Premature Capitulation

  4. Jay G. Says:

    All-wet dream?

  5. My Gun Culture Says:

    Hard times for Weiner.

    Weiner’s explanations to constituents flaccid.

    Weiner quits over lack of substance.

    Weiner decision stands firm.

    Ok enough…

  6. Scott Says:

    The Wiener is softening

  7. Ed Says:

    Weiner no longer a member…of Congress

    Weiner Weiner Cheeken Deener

  8. Sean D Sorrentino Says:

    #Don’tTweetYourMeat!

  9. JKB Says:

    Weiner softens, slipping out of chamber

  10. hellferbreakfast Says:

    How can I get in on the sexting/tweeting junk pics, so I can draw a nice pension???

  11. That Guy Says:

    So, he withdraws- limp and shaking. He leaves everyone disappointed with deep feelings of regret… yet vaguely wanting more.

    I heard they are appointing a guy named Finger to finish his term.

  12. ASM826 Says:

    He withdrew under pressure, unable to discharge the duties of his office.

  13. Fiftycal Says:

    Has a future as a Viagra spokesman. “When you want to SHOW your BEST ASSET, VIAGRA!”.

  14. Wes S. Says:

    Disgraced member of the House, Anthony Weiner, ejaculated from Congress.

    OK, I got nothin’.

  15. Chas Says:

    Markie Marxist sez: “Okay, so one of our commie pricks put a picture of his commie prick up on the Internets. So what? There’s no need to get juvenile about it, just because the Weiner pulled a boner! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist! It’s pretty bad that even his commie compadres find him to be a laughingstock. He never should have gotten involved with Hillary’s wife – that was never going to end well.)

  16. TerryP Says:

    via Drudge:
    Weiner roasted

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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