Alert the police! Someone is running around signing Barack Obama’s signature to all these embarrassing things!
Despite his signature being affixed to the bottom of a questionnaire supporting gay marriage, his handlers say it wasn’t him. Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah:
Obama was being misleading when he denied that his handwriting had been on a document endorsing a state ban on the sale and possession of handguns in Illinois.
June 21st, 2011 at 10:02 am
Nah, those questionnaires were Robo-signed.
June 21st, 2011 at 10:18 am
He wanted to make “the Land of Lincoln” even more of a slave state than it already is. Now he would like to do it for, I mean to, all of us.
June 21st, 2011 at 10:56 am
It was the auto-pen. Therefore it was not Barry who signed it. The machine did it.
June 21st, 2011 at 11:09 am
If the autopen is competent to make his signature, it must be competent to render his opinion!
June 21st, 2011 at 11:17 am
With an auto-pen and a teleprompter, who needs a President?
June 21st, 2011 at 11:22 am
Politicians lie; it’s in their job description.
June 21st, 2011 at 1:00 pm
“Honest Officer, we were all in the back seat! Nobody was driving!”
What an utter piece of work this guy is.
June 21st, 2011 at 1:26 pm
“I was hacked. I was pranked.”
June 21st, 2011 at 1:34 pm
I don’t buy it. The signature matched the one on his birth certificate.
June 21st, 2011 at 6:21 pm
Heights of brazen lying that even Bill Clinton would admire.
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:23 am
“Obama was being misleading”
Aint “misleading” the politicly correct term for lying?
June 22nd, 2011 at 2:38 am
Present.
June 22nd, 2011 at 6:29 am
Markie Marxist sez: “The facts are whatever is convenient for us at the moment. It’s just common communist sense to treat facts that way. They’re more useful to us like that.”
June 22nd, 2011 at 8:13 am
If I had to choose between believing that the vast right wing conspiracy has developed so sort of time-traveling self-signing document apparatus that can undermine the president and so us what a completely spineless and self-serving douche he really is…
OR
believing the president…
Does a person actually have to carry the document into the time vortex or have the solved the problem of inanimate objects making the time-jump?
June 22nd, 2011 at 8:33 am
You could generate it now and take it back, or generate it back then. You don’t have to bring it back, just leave it in a safe place. It’ll make the journey to now, and can be “found”. In fact its age will be to its advantage.