Big lizard in my backyard.
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Nice Dead Kennedys reference.
milkmen, TG. Dead Milkmen. While I also enjoy the occasional Jello Biafra, the Kennedys and the Milkmen are -very- different.
And they taste like chicken.
If one came into my home, he would soon be making a visit to the local taxidermist and have a permanent seat on our hearth.
.25 caliber Benjamin Marauder air rifle. One to the wig will shut that robot down toot-sweet.
+1 Dead Milkmen reference.
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I’d go with .223 and not worry about over-penetration.
You could skin it and use its hide as a seat cover for your Bitchin’ Camaro.
Like the blasted Iguanas. Went to Ft. Lauderdale a couple years back and the place is infested with them…
HL wins the internets!
tweaker
First thing I learned when FLA: you are just a link in the food chain. Second thing? How to get an non-resident CCP.
A 5 foot monitor lizard charged me in my yard in Ponte Vedra Beach, He had escaped from an estate close by. I shot him with my .38 airweight. No charges, but no leather either.
They aren’t very tough but they can be very aggresive and very fast. Go for the head and don’t worry about the trophy.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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June 30th, 2011 at 9:27 am
Nice Dead Kennedys reference.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:35 am
milkmen, TG. Dead Milkmen. While I also enjoy the occasional Jello Biafra, the Kennedys and the Milkmen are -very- different.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:52 am
And they taste like chicken.
If one came into my home, he would soon be making a visit to the local taxidermist and have a permanent seat on our hearth.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:04 am
.25 caliber Benjamin Marauder air rifle. One to the wig will shut that robot down toot-sweet.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:19 am
+1 Dead Milkmen reference.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:31 am
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I’d go with .223 and not worry about over-penetration.
June 30th, 2011 at 10:57 am
You could skin it and use its hide as a seat cover for your Bitchin’ Camaro.
June 30th, 2011 at 12:28 pm
Like the blasted Iguanas. Went to Ft. Lauderdale a couple years back and the place is infested with them…
June 30th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
HL wins the internets!
tweaker
June 30th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
First thing I learned when FLA: you are just a link in the food chain.
Second thing? How to get an non-resident CCP.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
A 5 foot monitor lizard charged me in my yard in Ponte Vedra Beach, He had escaped from an estate close by. I shot him with my .38 airweight. No charges, but no leather either.
June 30th, 2011 at 9:43 pm
They aren’t very tough but they can be very aggresive and very fast. Go for the head and don’t worry about the trophy.