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What caliber for nile monitor?

Big lizard in my backyard.

12 Responses to “What caliber for nile monitor?”

  1. That Guy Says:

    Nice Dead Kennedys reference.

  2. poobie Says:

    milkmen, TG. Dead Milkmen. While I also enjoy the occasional Jello Biafra, the Kennedys and the Milkmen are -very- different.

  3. chris Says:

    And they taste like chicken.

    If one came into my home, he would soon be making a visit to the local taxidermist and have a permanent seat on our hearth.

  4. Titular Head Says:

    .25 caliber Benjamin Marauder air rifle. One to the wig will shut that robot down toot-sweet.

  5. Tam Says:

    +1 Dead Milkmen reference.

  6. OHIO SHAWN Says:

    Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I’d go with .223 and not worry about over-penetration.

  7. HL Says:

    You could skin it and use its hide as a seat cover for your Bitchin’ Camaro.

  8. aeronathan Says:

    Like the blasted Iguanas. Went to Ft. Lauderdale a couple years back and the place is infested with them…

  9. Speakertweaker Says:

    HL wins the internets!

    tweaker

  10. Stretch Says:

    First thing I learned when FLA: you are just a link in the food chain.
    Second thing? How to get an non-resident CCP.

  11. Mockingbird Says:

    A 5 foot monitor lizard charged me in my yard in Ponte Vedra Beach, He had escaped from an estate close by. I shot him with my .38 airweight. No charges, but no leather either.

  12. Bob H Says:

    They aren’t very tough but they can be very aggresive and very fast. Go for the head and don’t worry about the trophy.

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