At Dollywood’s Splash Country, a lesbian was asked to turn her shirt that said “marriage is so gay” around. She was told by the gate attendant, an employee, to do so. Seems the statement on her shirt was “objectionable”. Frankly, that woman’s haircut is far more objectionable than her shirt. But that’s a separate issue.
Now, I’ve been to Splash Country a time or two and, let me tell you, if the most objectionable thing I saw there was that shirt, I’d be surprised. At Splash Country, I’ve seen every variation of “I’m with stupid” and “bikini inspector” T-shirts. An inordinate amount of body hair. I’ve seen a lot of anecdotal data supporting Tennessee’s obesity rate. I’ve seen all manner of misbehaved kids and all manner of Cletus saying “hey, ya’all, watch this!” It’s Sevierville, so expect a Confederate flag or 30.
I wouldn’t even notice a couple of lesbians enjoying a water park. I’d notice their hairstyles.
I also notice the KNS doesn’t allow comments on the story.
* No really. Not sure what happened. I mean, damn, that’s my thing.