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Future libertarians

Shutting down a little girl’s lemonade stand for not giving the king a shilling.

Fining a kid $500 for saving a woodpecker.

Jailed for shingling his own house.

Really, it’s time for every good citizen to stock up on tar and feathers.

13 Responses to “Future libertarians”

  1. The Duck Says:

    and Bullets

  2. ZCORR Says:

    In regards to the woodpecker story… God forbid someone went out of their way to do something good and they were rewarded instead of fined or jailed. I particularly love this one…

    “She was really nervous. She was shaking. Then she pulled out a badge,” said Capo.

    I can just imagine some bull dyke getting all worked up because she finally gets to flash her stupid U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service badge and flex her authority over a civilian. I like how they also called her a “special agent”.

    Pathetic

  3. Mike M. Says:

    Well! We seem to have three perfectly good subjects for budget cuts.

    The Navy needs new ships, after all.

  4. Blake Says:

    I sense the beginning of a new feature category here…”Future Libertarians”

  5. ATLien Says:

    The fish and wildlife woman needs some ultraviolence in her life. and then hang her in a public place.

  6. Rivrdog Says:

    Well, maybe the “zombie chainsaw” is an improvement, but only if the operator learns to shoot it from the hip, not have to sight it like the inventor does in the video.

    Also, if that “chainsaw” grip/op handle was an actual cam-and-lever setup that could operate the action by pivoting rather than sliding backwards 3″, it would REALLY be useful, since it could then be operated partly by recoil….

  7. Jake Says:

    Well, maybe the “zombie chainsaw” is an improvement, but only if the operator learns to shoot it from the hip, not have to sight it like the inventor does in the video.

    It needs one of these.

  8. Mike M. Says:

    You know, there’s probably a business opportunity in tar-and-feather kits. Neatly prepackaged in one-nitwit quantities.

  9. Jake Says:

    Whoops! Wrong post!

  10. Jake Says:

    You know, there’s probably a business opportunity in tar-and-feather kits. Neatly prepackaged in one-nitwit quantities.

    And available in 12-packs.

  11. MattW Says:

    The, hopefully, unintentional consequence of shutting down a kid’s lemonade stand like that is it sends a message that the government doesn’t want you to learn to make a living on your own and be a productive member of a free society…. and the government would never want that right???

  12. M Gallo Says:

    I’m done advocating for “tar and feathers.” It’s time for “gorilla masks.”

  13. mark reardon Says:

    If these bureaucrats keep up this foolishness, it’s going to go right past the tar and feathers stage to torches and pitchforks.

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