In Coralville, Iowa police shut down 4-year-old Abigail Krstinger’s lemonade stand after it had been up for half an hour. Dustin Krustinger told reporters that his daughter was selling lemonade at 25 cents a cup during the Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Race Across Iowa (or RAGBRAI),
Markie Marxist sez: “We Marxists own America and we don’t allow lemonade stands! We can’t have children learning to be capitalists! Now, if they want to pretend that they’re running a government agency in California and sending jackbooted SWAT teams with fully automatic weapons to enforce milk and cheese regulations, then that’s just fine. Maybe we can even put something in the next stimulus package to fund that. We might even let them ‘borrow’ a real SWAT team, so that they can get a feel for enforcing totalitarian oppression. But no lemonade stands! They’re just not common communist sense. Junior capitalists? Egads! What a horrible thought! On the other hand, maybe we can tax them at 110% of their profits and thus condition them to fork over everything they make and then some to the state. Hmmm . . .”
August 3rd, 2011 at 4:36 pm
There was a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon about lemonade stands a while back.
August 3rd, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Too bad my kids are older. I’d have them put up a lemonade stand.
August 3rd, 2011 at 6:54 pm
In Coralville, Iowa police shut down 4-year-old Abigail Krstinger’s lemonade stand after it had been up for half an hour. Dustin Krustinger told reporters that his daughter was selling lemonade at 25 cents a cup during the Register’s Annual Great Bicycle Race Across Iowa (or RAGBRAI),
http://blogs.forbes.com/erikkain/2011/08/03/the-inexplicable-war-on-lemonade-stands/
August 3rd, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Markie Marxist sez: “We Marxists own America and we don’t allow lemonade stands! We can’t have children learning to be capitalists! Now, if they want to pretend that they’re running a government agency in California and sending jackbooted SWAT teams with fully automatic weapons to enforce milk and cheese regulations, then that’s just fine. Maybe we can even put something in the next stimulus package to fund that. We might even let them ‘borrow’ a real SWAT team, so that they can get a feel for enforcing totalitarian oppression. But no lemonade stands! They’re just not common communist sense. Junior capitalists? Egads! What a horrible thought! On the other hand, maybe we can tax them at 110% of their profits and thus condition them to fork over everything they make and then some to the state. Hmmm . . .”