Just in case I am ever arrested, I want to make everyone happy. I want an exciting press conference by the police with local reporters!
I try to keep a at least four bricks of 22LR ammo around, along with any other ammo, so that police can tell the press quite honestly that I have “thousands of rounds of ammo in my home.”
And I keep at least one firearm, a Mosin 91/30, in a closet other than the one with my gun safe, so police can tell the press that I had firearms stored “throughout the house.”
I keep a bayonet on my Mosin 91/30 in that closet, so the police can tell the press I was “ready for war.”
And I own a 25 round mag for my 10/22, so the police can tell the press I “owned a real killing machine, a high capacity automatic rifle.” Well, semi-auto, but I’ll give them a pass on this one.
What else can I do to make the story more exciting in the unlikely event I am ever arrested?
September 2nd, 2011 at 10:26 am
Just in case I am ever arrested, I want to make everyone happy. I want an exciting press conference by the police with local reporters!
I try to keep a at least four bricks of 22LR ammo around, along with any other ammo, so that police can tell the press quite honestly that I have “thousands of rounds of ammo in my home.”
And I keep at least one firearm, a Mosin 91/30, in a closet other than the one with my gun safe, so police can tell the press that I had firearms stored “throughout the house.”
I keep a bayonet on my Mosin 91/30 in that closet, so the police can tell the press I was “ready for war.”
And I own a 25 round mag for my 10/22, so the police can tell the press I “owned a real killing machine, a high capacity automatic rifle.” Well, semi-auto, but I’ll give them a pass on this one.
What else can I do to make the story more exciting in the unlikely event I am ever arrested?
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Fits their narrative…
September 2nd, 2011 at 6:15 pm
I don’t have an arsenal. I live in an arsenal. I mean. It’s not that hard to get right.
September 2nd, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Thanks for the link. You know I lifted the original from you, right? 🙂
September 3rd, 2011 at 12:29 am
So, anyone with a backup gun is carrying an arsenal. That sounds so cool!
September 4th, 2011 at 9:34 pm
“…plus a Thompson sub-machine gun.” OK, and this arsenal is worth only $15k why ?