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Truth

From the media stylebook: the plural of “gun” is “arsenal”

6 Responses to “Truth”

  1. mikee Says:

    Just in case I am ever arrested, I want to make everyone happy. I want an exciting press conference by the police with local reporters!

    I try to keep a at least four bricks of 22LR ammo around, along with any other ammo, so that police can tell the press quite honestly that I have “thousands of rounds of ammo in my home.”

    And I keep at least one firearm, a Mosin 91/30, in a closet other than the one with my gun safe, so police can tell the press that I had firearms stored “throughout the house.”

    I keep a bayonet on my Mosin 91/30 in that closet, so the police can tell the press I was “ready for war.”

    And I own a 25 round mag for my 10/22, so the police can tell the press I “owned a real killing machine, a high capacity automatic rifle.” Well, semi-auto, but I’ll give them a pass on this one.

    What else can I do to make the story more exciting in the unlikely event I am ever arrested?

  2. Jim Says:

    Fits their narrative…

  3. Jeffersonian Says:

    I don’t have an arsenal. I live in an arsenal. I mean. It’s not that hard to get right.

  4. The Freeholder Says:

    Thanks for the link. You know I lifted the original from you, right? 🙂

  5. Gnarlysheen Says:

    So, anyone with a backup gun is carrying an arsenal. That sounds so cool!

  6. treefroggy Says:

    “…plus a Thompson sub-machine gun.” OK, and this arsenal is worth only $15k why ?

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