Wait, someone with an iPhone is calling someone a hipster?
Posted in uncategorized on October 17th, 2011 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
Yes. Yes, I am.
You’re both hipsters!
The iPhone is the tactical choice!
After all, it’s got Magpul cases and Droids don’t.
How can you be high-speed low-drag w/o Magpul paraphernalia?
A true hipster wouldn’t use an iPhone. It’s not obscure enough.
Nokia E70?
They sold 4 million iPhone 4S models the first weekend.
That’s over 1% of the US population, and just for the new model.
I don’t think the idea that they’re a mark of hipsterdom is defensible. Sorry.
(Alan’s right. The iPhone is far too mainstream.)
Most hipsters have iPhones, but most iPhone owners are not hipsters.
As they say, if the shoe fits…
Alan is right, no hipster would use an iPhone. They’d prefer something like Michael Douglas’ Wall Street phone, or even better one of those giant old bag phones with a separate handset.
http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/music-legends-pack/lenny_krawitz_with_hipster_iphone_accessory.jpg
Case closed.
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October 17th, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Yes. Yes, I am.
October 17th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
You’re both hipsters!
October 17th, 2011 at 2:36 pm
The iPhone is the tactical choice!
After all, it’s got Magpul cases and Droids don’t.
How can you be high-speed low-drag w/o Magpul paraphernalia?
October 17th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
A true hipster wouldn’t use an iPhone. It’s not obscure enough.
October 17th, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Nokia E70?
October 17th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
They sold 4 million iPhone 4S models the first weekend.
That’s over 1% of the US population, and just for the new model.
I don’t think the idea that they’re a mark of hipsterdom is defensible. Sorry.
(Alan’s right. The iPhone is far too mainstream.)
October 17th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Most hipsters have iPhones, but most iPhone owners are not hipsters.
October 17th, 2011 at 5:26 pm
As they say, if the shoe fits…
October 17th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Alan is right, no hipster would use an iPhone. They’d prefer something like Michael Douglas’ Wall Street phone, or even better one of those giant old bag phones with a separate handset.
October 18th, 2011 at 2:06 am
http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/music-legends-pack/lenny_krawitz_with_hipster_iphone_accessory.jpg
Case closed.