The future
The first wave of kids to be raised wearing bicycle helmets with their training wheels, use hand sanitizer obsessively, and be sent to the principal’s office for drawing a picture of a gun is now in college.
Yeah, good luck out there.
The first wave of kids to be raised wearing bicycle helmets with their training wheels, use hand sanitizer obsessively, and be sent to the principal’s office for drawing a picture of a gun is now in college.
Yeah, good luck out there.
ZOMG iMessage will change the world. Ages back, my blackberry did that. My droids have always done that. And Google Voice does that. I don’t think this will be the end of carriers since it hasn’t been yet and there are more droid and blackberry users than iPhone users.
Snowflakesinhell is now Shall Not Be Questioned. And they bring us news of another Mayor Against Guns breaking the law.
If you’re a member of Mayors Against Illegal Guns, you’re 3 times more likely to be a criminal than the general population.
Eric Holder: You know what we need to keep my guys from breaking the law? More laws.
Yes. Oh and the feeling of obligation to get up and turn on the free ice cream machine.
A gun authorities think was used to murder two young girls turned up at a Tulsa gun show. There’s a reward for info on the Glock 22.
As the kids are getting older, I’m turning over household chores to them. Teaching responsibility and all. Last night, it was kitty litter.
See, I never wanted cats but Junior did. And the Mrs. caved but I didn’t. I was adverse to keeping a box of turds in the house. And, so, I finally agreed under the arrangement that 1) the litter box would be kept clean and 2) I’d never have to empty it. Like most marital arrangements, that lasted about two days. And I was doing more than my fair share of emptying it since my fair share was zero.
So, being weary of emptying the turd boxes daily, last night I turned it over to Junior. And she fought me every step of the way. The conversation went roughly like this:
Me: It’s time you started emptying the cat litter.
Junior: I don’t want to.
Me: They’re your cats. Time you take some responsibility for them.
Junior: No. I don’t want to.
Me: This is not a negotiation, you do not get a say, and what you want will not change the outcome.
There was a lot of whining and fussing but we made our way to the litter box where I showed her the scoop and the bags. I even held the bag for her. And she thought she was done. When I reminded her that we had another litter box to empty. More whining.
Junior: I already did one. You do the other.
Me: No, Babe, you’re going to be responsible for your pets.
Junior: Fine!
Me: Doesn’t having cats suck?
Junior: No! You suck!
At that point, I was rolling on the ground laughing that she said that. Probably shouldn’t have encouraged her but the tone in her voice just floored me. I’m still laughing about it. Any way, we both laughed as she emptied the other turd box.
Largest weed bust in the state: 362,000 marijuana plants worth an estimated $434 million
After all, no one would willingly do something so counter to their own self-interest. Goons.
Remember there would be blood in the streets, drunken shoot outs, mayhem, death and a loss of tourism if Tennessee removed the restriction on guns in places that serve alcohol. Well, like every other place to do that, nothing happened.
Via NSH.
Shutting down a haunted house that raises money for charity for not having a building permit. Whenever I read something like this, I often wonder the thought process of the bureaucratic bottom-feeders who think this is a good idea.
Attacking capitalism: A crime to offer money for a bone marrow donor for your friend.
Obama administration going after folks who advertise medical marijuana.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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