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Good question: How do all these security precautions keep someone from entering the campus and shooting students?
Good question: How do all these security precautions keep someone from entering the campus and shooting students?
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November 3rd, 2011 at 9:30 am
Oooh, Oooh! I know that one! It won’t. Those Damn Inanimate Objects will just Magically Leap out of the Gun Range and start Spraying their Bullets across the Campus, you watch and see.
November 4th, 2011 at 11:02 am
Short answer is “they won’t”.
However, if there is a mass shooting on campus, it will give the “university community” a perfect excuse to have a bitchin’ candlelight vigil. As everyone knows, there is no more effective way to deal with criminal violence than with cryin’ and navel-gazing.