I fully support gay marriage
Especially gay penguins: Zoo to split up ‘gay’ Canadian penguins
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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November 8th, 2011 at 10:58 am
I thought Homophobia was a Hate Crime up in the Great White North.
November 8th, 2011 at 11:10 am
No, it’s only the gay Canadian penguins that need to be broken up. The gay Australian penguins are okay. You put two gay Canadian penguins in the same pen, and they start plotting the replacement of the entire Hockey Night in Canada broadcast team with gay penguins.
November 8th, 2011 at 11:45 am
I have 3 dogs, a neutered male, an intact male, and an intact female.
When the female is not in heat, the three dogs get along great and the larger, neutered male is dominant, especially as regards food. The smaller intact male spends a lot of time licking the ears of the larger male. They look rather gay doing this, and it amuses my wife no end.
When the female is in heat, the smaller but intact male tries to become dominant, despite being 30 pounds lighter than the neutered male. We have to keep the males separated for three weeks, or they will fight violently. And the neutered male has mated with the in-heat female, despite his lack of cojones. She is just that hot, I guess. He looked rather intensely confused during the whole process.
November 8th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
One word: Canadian. Canadians are big good part of the #OWS organizing BS.
November 8th, 2011 at 2:35 pm
One of the female cats I have used to mate with her mother and one of the other girls when both were in heat. I mean climb on, bite the neck and start humpin & pumpin. I always wanted to make a video, give it a real suggestive name, and see how many people would download it only to find cats. Now, Canadian penguins would be immigrants; there are no species of penguins north of the Galopagos.
November 8th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
A friend of mine had a Scottish terrier that was always sneaking up and trying to bugger his tomcat whenever the cat was taking a nap in the open. The cat was not amused.
November 8th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
CANADIAN Penguins?
North Pole….
Must mean these penguins:
http://www.humorhound.com/2008/10/penguin-and-polar-bear-demotivational-poster/