Well, it can be used to slowly and laboriously dig holes, but for my money a better and even more MANLY Christmas gift is the Stanley Tools FatMax® Xtreme™ FuBar™ Utility Bar, a tool so destructive its original online ad was criticized for suggesting cruelty to animals.
Zombies? This tool could dispatch zombies and the house where they were found. I got one from my son two years ago, and have successfully destroyed framed buildings with it. Paired with my Sawzall, it is worthy of ATF designation as a completely destructive device.
November 16th, 2011 at 10:33 am
Just think how much they could charge if they used the words “tactical” or “zombie” in the advertisement.
November 16th, 2011 at 11:19 am
A Crovel of all tools and master of none. But it’s expensive so it must be good.
November 16th, 2011 at 11:32 am
One of the pictures touts the optional “Z-spike”. I’ll give you three guesses what that’s supposed to be for.
Shark. Jumped. ‘Nuff said.
November 16th, 2011 at 11:46 am
Meh. The makers of the Crovel must have decided that there is such a critter as a Yuppie Prepper.
November 16th, 2011 at 12:09 pm
Gerber got onto the Walking Dead show this season, right? Crovel should follow their lead.
November 16th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Is it Extreme? – Check
Do they sell a bling’d out version? The Submariner, check.
Shia Labeouf? Check.
Picatinny rail? Fail.
November 16th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Well, it can be used to slowly and laboriously dig holes, but for my money a better and even more MANLY Christmas gift is the Stanley Tools FatMax® Xtreme™ FuBar™ Utility Bar, a tool so destructive its original online ad was criticized for suggesting cruelty to animals.
Zombies? This tool could dispatch zombies and the house where they were found. I got one from my son two years ago, and have successfully destroyed framed buildings with it. Paired with my Sawzall, it is worthy of ATF designation as a completely destructive device.
http://www.stanleytools.com/default.asp?CATEGORY=HT+BARS&TYPE=PRODUCT&PARTNUMBER=55-099&SDesc=FatMax%26%23174%3B+Xtreme%26%238482%3B+FuBar%26%238482%3B+Utility+Bar+-+18%22
November 16th, 2011 at 8:18 pm
Did you notice in the ad the misspelled “inch” as “ince”. How the heck do you miss that as a proofreader?!?1