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They’re mad at Mario. He also dresses monkeys in ties, hits them with hammers, and jumps on turtles.
Don’t tell them but kids are building duck blinds. Is PETA coming out against Duck Hunt?
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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November 16th, 2011 at 10:10 am
Wowie peta dropped the ball on this one. Not only is that from mario 3 (came out in the late 80’s), but the suit they’re upset about is a Tanuki suit. A Tanuki, for those not immersed in Japanese folk lore, is a FICTIONAL animal that is a cross between a dog and a raccoon with giant testicles. Now we wait until 2034 or so for peta to complain about killing dragons in Skyrim.
November 16th, 2011 at 11:04 am
Actually, it’s not fictional. Tanuki is also the common Japanese name for the Japanese raccoon dog.
But, yeah, they’re about 23 years late with this idiocy, not to mention ignoring the whole jumping on turtles and kicking them into other animals bit.
And you’ve reminded me that I need to hit the forge some more to raise my smithing level – I have some dragon scales and bones I need to make into armour and weapons, which means I have to work my way up to that particular perk.
November 16th, 2011 at 11:46 am
I know that PETA is morally against what I am about to say, but–they jumped the shark. And another shark. And another shark. If only they knew how they were exploiting those poor fish, maybe they would stop!