You might be a terrorist if
You’re missing limbs, have weather-proofed ammunition, or have more than seven days of food. Well, two out of three ain’t bad.
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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November 30th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Father In Law’s got the trifecta. I’m two out of three. I wonder how many wood workers fall under the trifecta thanks to table saws. I know of at least 2 off the top of my head.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
I worked in a bearing grinding plant for a few years before the dumping laws were repealed… Nearly everyone with more than 20 years of experience had a digit part of a digit or even a part of the hand missing… Most of them had guns.
November 30th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Well shit. Rommie & I have two large boxes full of MRE’s. Does ammo in sealed ammo cans count as “weather-proofed?”
November 30th, 2011 at 3:38 pm
In some cases, certain MRE’s are considered weapons…..
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November 30th, 2011 at 3:55 pm
That was my thought exactly when I saw this yesterday. Of course, maybe I’ll get extra demerits for having multiples of the 7-day food supply AND several different methods of water purification available. Oh, and I have two friends missing fingers…although I’m not really sure how being careless with a band or table saw figures in to the whole terrorist thing.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
This is apparently yet another anti-Mormon propaganda piece promulgated by the Democrat administration. Mormons advocate having at least 6 MONTHS of food supplies on hand. Something to do with ability to survive tough times, and being able to share with those in need.
It seems the Dems are suddenly worried about a Mormon taking over the US government.
And don’t forget, Harry Reid = OK Mormon,
but Mitt Romney = BAD, SCARY Mormon.
Must have something to do with the water out in Las Vegas.
November 30th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I wonder if Breda is aware of her new status?
November 30th, 2011 at 5:48 pm
What if our limbs are there, but kinda messed up?
November 30th, 2011 at 6:33 pm
I always say I still have all ten, but I’ve lost a finger worth of bits & pieces. Got that other stuff covered, though.
November 30th, 2011 at 7:27 pm
I’ve got a middle finger that isn’t missing, but I’ll be happy to show it to the Feds any time they want.
December 1st, 2011 at 12:39 am
I’ve got a cell group going up here. My dad had the tip of one toe amputated yesterday, and I just found out a good friend had a circular-saw incident this afternoon.
Time to clean out the pantry, or face the consequences.
December 1st, 2011 at 8:37 am
I figure I can get whatever I need from those who don’t believe in owning firearms.