Movie Review Haiku: Legion
God gets all pissed off
Sends angel army to earth
They’re like smart zombies
God gets all pissed off
Sends angel army to earth
They’re like smart zombies
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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December 28th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Good matinee fare,
Lots of brass hitting the floor
A motorized mace?
December 28th, 2011 at 9:21 pm
You’re the only person I’ve heard of who actually watched it.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:12 am
That was the worst spam post I have ever seen, and that’s saying a lot. Awesome Engrish is awesome.
December 29th, 2011 at 11:01 am
Aw you removed it!
On topic: sorta fun to watch. I wasn’t expecting anything scary in the movie at all, so when I saw the Ice Cream Man I was a little startled. The main guy was also in Priest, which was another sorta-fun action movie that didn’t do that well.
P.S. The movie was worth it for the diner scene with the little old lady. I laughed until I cried, apparently to the horror of some of the other movie-goers.
December 29th, 2011 at 12:17 pm
I just laugh when anti-religion Hollywood tries to produce a product about a subject that is so far beyond their understanding or experience, and comes up once again with another zombie movie because they understand how to do that, at least.