Bulletproof Polo Shirt
Pretty cool, I think. But it costs about as much as a Chris Costa Signature Series 1911 from Nighthawk.
Pretty cool, I think. But it costs about as much as a Chris Costa Signature Series 1911 from Nighthawk.
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January 20th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
I bet it’s hard to wash and iron.
January 20th, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Says it’s Dry Clean Only, so that’s an added expense.
January 20th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
If this is a “business expense”, can you take the shirt AND the dry cleaning tabs off your taxes for 2012? lol…
January 20th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Dry clean only: Reminds me of a certain episode of the Jetsons.
January 20th, 2012 at 2:00 pm
And the reason to not buy a $50 polo shirt and a $700 ballistic vest would be?
January 20th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Dry clean only = this shirt will never be washed.
January 20th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
So, the bullet doesn’t penetrate the shirt, but brings it with the bullet as it penetrates the skin? The ‘bulkiness’ of a ballistic vest also spreads the impact, stopping pinpoint penetration. Ex. changing the thrust of a spear to a whack of a bat.
January 20th, 2012 at 3:30 pm
A lot of the Civil War old-timers died of infection from the bits of nasty fabric of their dirty shirts that the ball that shot ’em pushed in there…
January 20th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Plus it is Steven Seagal approved! He only wears it under a coat though because it is bulky.
January 20th, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Level 2 and 3…Does a regular UZI fire the 9mm bullet that much faster than a Micro UZI? Maybe if the regular uzi is a carbine? Pretty granular, that.
January 20th, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Stylish!!!