The size of the boat and the motion of the ocean
Russian man who had penis enlargement surgery asks docs to make it smaller:
Within a month Konstantin was back, begging doctors to reverse the operation. He told them that several women had walked out on him, unwilling to share in his new-found happiness.
Obviously, compensating for the . . . oh forget it.
Porn is blamed for this original decision.
February 15th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
In Soviet Russia, penis comes for you…
February 15th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Knew a guy in High school who allegedly was MASSIVE. (never saw it)
I do know he LOST a lot of ladies when they found out he had a hogleg.
February 15th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
I’m not a Dong Doc and I don’t play one on TV, but I suspect that if it has only been a month, the girls might be reacting to the surgical incisions rather than the size. Inflammation and healing scars look like veneral disease. “The doctor says that oozing is normal, Baby.”
February 15th, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Hell, just drive around with it hanging out of the window ( we call it trolling ) someone will give him a shot.
February 15th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Yeah I was thinking it wasn’t the size, but the bolts sticking out of the sides they objected to.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
You know, a battleship is a big boat. It’s powerful. It’s impressive to look at. Not many have one, and they may think idly how nice it would be to have such an impressive broadside.
But it doesn’t move with the motion of the ocean. It’s not very responsive, and it takes a long time to get up to speed. And most importantly, not many ports are equipped to handle one. They may want to receive all the seamen going ashore for liberty, but when the mighty prow bashes into the sea-wall and it grinds to a halt, it’s not that fun.
Now, on the other hand, a nice speedboat is always welcome. Sure, it’s a common boat, of a common size, and pretty much everyone has one but it’s all in how you handle it. It moves with the motion of the ocean, but it has its own authority to plow the waves. Best of all, it’s flexible. You can go trawling for tuna. You can go fast and get everyone excited with your stunts and the rhythmic pounding. You can go slow in the canal and take a long time to get where you’re going, but everyone involved will be glad you came. You can take it out of the ocean and go through the valley between the mountains. You can even take it up a muddy river. Whatever you’re into, it’ll get the job done. But best of all, there’s no shortage of ports to put into.
But nobody is impressed with a dinghy. You’ll just end up rowing it by yourself.
February 15th, 2012 at 4:36 pm
It’s hell to be hung like a pimple. I think I’ll buy a bigger……
February 16th, 2012 at 1:48 am
That is not how I understand the operation to work (according to what I heard on Love Line with Dr Drew decades ago)… those operations don’t make you bigger when you are “up” they just make you look bigger when you are “relaxed” by clipping some tendon like thing in your ding dong, so you buddy hangs a little lower. I don’t know maybe there is something new now, but being that this is a site based on Russian news, I would not doubt that they are making shit up.
February 16th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Sometimes you would rather sit at home alone and quietly strum your guitar rather than play with the band. Wait…That’s the wrong metaphor!