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Because those guns will jump up and start shooting on their own?

Head scratcher:

When Jane Opper heard that a gun shop could be coming to a Woodbridge shopping plaza, something just didn’t sit right with her.

“It just seems innappropriate. The teen center is just 100 yards away from it,” she says. “It seems like a completely wrong place for a gun shop.”

And where exactly is an appropriate place?

9 Responses to “Because those guns will jump up and start shooting on their own?”

  1. cottonjeff Says:

    There is nothing worse than an IDIOTIC MOONBAT with a perceived cause.What an awful shrill of a person.This STRUMPET ought to be home rolling out flour and changing diapers.

  2. mikee Says:

    “…his department takes the first shot at these applications.”

    This is an excellent example of actual journalism, with exactly one layer of editorial oversight over the writer.

    Melissa Nicefaro and Terri Miles, the reporter and the editor for the OrangePatch, should be ashamed at such a low pun. But I suspect they are not.

  3. North and the Gun Blog Black List Says:

    There will be more trouble from the “teen center”. I wouldn’t want one near my business.

  4. Bubblehead Les Says:

    “Just where is an Appropriate Place?” Well, I have a Detached Garage, and I’m willing to take Trade in lieu of Rent… ; )

  5. chris Says:

    Good point, North.

    These people don’t want gun stores at all, but if they have to have them, they want them by the sex store on the outskirts of town.

  6. JKB Says:

    She’s right, opening any kind of business not dependent on teen purchasers near a teen hang out is a bad idea. In general, having the teenagers hanging about creates an atmosphere most non-teens want to avoid reducing customer traffic.

  7. rick Says:

    I infer from her logic that the best place for a gun shop would be down by the penitentiary.

  8. mikee Says:

    There are now liquor stores and tatoo parlors within 200 yards of the teen center. I think it may be time to move the teen center to a more teen-appropriate location. Like down by the penitentiary, or on the outskirts of town.

  9. Jerry Says:

    I love the one on ‘I’llkillya’ Hiway. Right next door to a tattoo parlor, and a bar. All the decadence you want, in one little strip mall.

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