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Whole lotta WTF

KNS: A Knoxville man faces a charge of rape after a woman learned the man she made love to in a dark bedroom was not her boyfriend.

Color me skeptical.

8 Responses to “Whole lotta WTF”

  1. nk Says:

    It wasn’t his penis. He had put on someguy’s pants by accident.

  2. HL Says:

    Was Nilo Silvan there?

  3. Chas Says:

    Seems she had an absence of due diligence there.

  4. Ellen Says:

    This is (among other things) a job for DNA identification.

  5. HL Says:

    Also, it occurs to me now that Betty Childs could have reported Louis Scolnik for rape in “ROTN”. Fortunely for Louis, he outperformed Betty’s boyfriend, Stan Gables, so no charges were filed.

  6. mikee Says:

    “Hey honey, wake up! It is 6:30 Easter Sunday and we should have sex to celebrate Jesus rising from the dead!”

    I have heard of worse lines used to attempt sexual conquests, but only because I attended a predominantly Baptist college.

  7. Jerry Says:

    The Praying Mantis will eat her mate’s head, but…

  8. Jerry Says:

    PS, that was not intended to be a sexist remark. It was just the first image that popped. Young men, your wife loves you. In turn, love her.

Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.

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