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Keeping your car in working order is something preppers should do. My wife is notorious for bringing the Earthfucker home sitting on E. Well, what if we have to get out? Guess it’s tactical car time. Anyhoo, this amused me:
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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April 25th, 2012 at 10:29 am
Is the Empty Gas Tank Syndrome something they teach in Wife School? My Better Half seems to have it down cold!
April 25th, 2012 at 10:35 am
You sound like my fiancé. GRRRR!
April 25th, 2012 at 11:50 am
Its also a good idea to keep the roll bar mounted 1919 linked up and ready to rock.
April 25th, 2012 at 11:59 am
As my grandpa always said: “If you take care of the top half of the gas tank the bottom half will take care of you.”
April 25th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
I am put in mind of the joke about the car owner who could not figure out, after draining the old oil out, where to put the new oil into the machine, who finally asked if the cap marked “710” was the correct place to put it.
I believe the original joke is about a blonde.
April 25th, 2012 at 1:09 pm
Seriously, WTF is up with women wanting to run a fuel tank completely dry. It’s not like it costs you any more money to keep a half-tank of fuel on hand…
April 25th, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Not to pile on, but have you asked her why she does that?
I’m just curious to know if there’s reasoning behind it, or if it’s just something she doesn’t think about.
April 25th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Judging by my wife, it would seem that women (in general) hate pumping gas and therefore avoid it for as long as possible. My wife will beg me to take her vehicle and fill it up if I’m heading into town and her vehicle is low.
April 25th, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Maybe yall need different women? I’ve never even dated a woman that did anything as, well, asinine as that.
April 26th, 2012 at 9:46 am
I have two, five gallon gas cans in the garage, which are not used for anything else. Once a year the gas gets dumped into the car’s tank and refreshed.
A regional power outage taught me that one.
April 28th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
I’m a woman and I can count the number of times I’ve let my tank drop below half on one hand (long road trips don’t count). It’s just one of those things I learned from the tribal elders.
On the other hand, my age group seems to think they’re saving money or sticking it to the man or something by running the tank down to fumes. I don’t get it.