You can’t say obese. It’s offensive.
Posted in uncategorized on May 10th, 2012 by SayUncle | RSS 2.0 |
Verbal idiocy is offensive to me. When I cannot use a factual adjective I am offended.
To whom do I apply for my reparations?
So….disgustingly fat is right out?
So Fat Wanker is all right then?
“It you skirt around the bushes you confuse people over how serious it is,”
Can you even get a skirt around the bushes of some of these people?
How about “fat ass”? Is that offensive? ‘Cause I think it’s clinically descriptive.
How about “lard ass”? Or as they would say it: “Lard arse”.
But they are well on their way to saying “no, medical treatment for you” but I guess they can’t tell their victims why.
“I’m sorry, sir, your request for treatment has been refused.”
“May I ask why?”
“Well, erm, really can’t, uh, well… I think it’s because of the, um, gravitational field, or uh, something.”
I believe the current PC term of choice is “horizontally challenged”.
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May 10th, 2012 at 8:52 am
Verbal idiocy is offensive to me. When I cannot use a factual adjective I am offended.
To whom do I apply for my reparations?
May 10th, 2012 at 9:18 am
So….disgustingly fat is right out?
May 10th, 2012 at 9:48 am
So Fat Wanker is all right then?
May 10th, 2012 at 9:57 am
“It you skirt around the bushes you confuse people over how serious it is,”
Can you even get a skirt around the bushes of some of these people?
May 10th, 2012 at 12:13 pm
How about “fat ass”? Is that offensive? ‘Cause I think it’s clinically descriptive.
May 10th, 2012 at 5:21 pm
How about “lard ass”? Or as they would say it: “Lard arse”.
May 10th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
But they are well on their way to saying “no, medical treatment for you” but I guess they can’t tell their victims why.
May 10th, 2012 at 6:13 pm
“I’m sorry, sir, your request for treatment has been refused.”
“May I ask why?”
“Well, erm, really can’t, uh, well… I think it’s because of the, um, gravitational field, or uh, something.”
May 11th, 2012 at 10:20 am
I believe the current PC term of choice is “horizontally challenged”.