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May 31st, 2012 at 10:04 am
Hmmm, you know…I can’t get into the water on my own at the beach. I would like Big Govt to supply me with tall, dark, well-muscled types to carry me.
May 31st, 2012 at 10:15 am
I can’t ride a bike. I think Big Gov. should help me out by buying me a 93′ Hardtop, Anthracite Toyota Supra.
May 31st, 2012 at 10:21 am
I can’t pass the physical requirements to be a SEAL. The government should create a fatter, less fit fighting force for me to join. The UN should force other countries to the same so we can Wargame.
May 31st, 2012 at 11:31 am
As a fat ugly boring old guy, I demand government coerced ‘access’ to supermodels.
May 31st, 2012 at 11:50 am
Maybe able-bodied people should start using the chair lifts. They’re there, why let them sit idle?
May 31st, 2012 at 2:13 pm
I find that I am older by 24 hours every morning when I wake up. This has been going on unstopped for decades.
I want a government subsidized time machine to turn me back into my younger self, preferably with the wisdom that I have acquired through age left intact.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:28 pm
I want that extra cool, super metal that you can make in Idaho with your bare hands.
May 31st, 2012 at 3:47 pm
You are all missing it. These lifts are for the morbidly obese, just like the power carts at WalMart!
I have yet to see a person missing a limb use a power cart there, maybe because they are all being used by otherwise able bodied people who drive up, walk in, climb in a power chair and cruise the store.
One day I waited on a friend for almost an hour in front of WalMart. NOT ONCE did someone able to walk only with assistance use one of those carts! EVERY user could walk in the store to get a power cart, but couldn’t manage their shopping on foot.
Now, I’m no light weight, but this is ridiculous!
Welcome to AMERIKA, we get what we deserve from our elected officials! Can anyone say, “Unintended Consequences”?
May 31st, 2012 at 5:45 pm
This is just another power grab.
Free’est country in the history of ever right here.
True story.
May 31st, 2012 at 10:43 pm
Why not leave people alone?
June 1st, 2012 at 8:50 pm
There you go again, conflating “government” with “corporation”.