MC Hammer will be performing at the TVA fair.
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And I will be very happy to not be there as well!
I worked first aid at a venue where he performed. He lip synchs. Badly.
He gets a positive from me for his reworking of “The Addams Family” theme for that wonderful movie a few years back.
Other than that and the “dance like an Egyptian” two dimensional choreography and the phrase, “Can’t touch that,” I know nothing about him.
The low-hanging fruit would be “Can’t Watch This”, but with just a little more effort, you can go with “Tune This Mutha Out”.
Also, Dude, the correct nomenclature is just “Hammer”.
Holy Shit! Night Ranger?!
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June 5th, 2012 at 10:27 am
And I will be very happy to not be there as well!
June 5th, 2012 at 10:55 am
I worked first aid at a venue where he performed. He lip synchs. Badly.
June 5th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
He gets a positive from me for his reworking of “The Addams Family” theme for that wonderful movie a few years back.
Other than that and the “dance like an Egyptian” two dimensional choreography and the phrase, “Can’t touch that,” I know nothing about him.
June 5th, 2012 at 3:35 pm
The low-hanging fruit would be “Can’t Watch This”, but with just a little more effort, you can go with “Tune This Mutha Out”.
Also, Dude, the correct nomenclature is just “Hammer”.
June 5th, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Holy Shit! Night Ranger?!