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That’s racist

The president doesn’t want brown-skinned people to have forks in his presence.

11 Responses to “That’s racist”

  1. The Duck Says:

    On the 15th I was flying from Dayton OH to Salt Lake City via Chicago, and FFA grounded our flight due to VIP’s landing in Chicago, we were later told it was Air Force 1
    So I guess he does not trust commercial pilots ether.

  2. breda Says:

    Well, that will certainly help with his wife’s diet plan.

  3. Instinct Says:

    She has a diet plan?? Since when?

  4. lyford Says:

    I’m sure the President personally directs his security arrangements to that level of detail…

  5. StanInTexas Says:

    Instinct,

    Her plan is that all of us go on a diet so that there will be more for her!

  6. Ron W Says:

    If this had been any “conservative” poltician, even a pandering one, like say John McCain, this would’ve been all over the media as an outrageously bigotted and racist deal.

    I mentioned McCain because he and Obama pandered to the National Council of La Raza (The Race) back in the summer of 2008.

  7. Kristopher Says:

    They should throw shoes instead!

  8. rickn8or Says:

    As I’ve said before, this is probably a normal SS procedure, but it was handled VERY BADLY by the event organizers.

  9. breda Says:

    Did SS make Sarah Jessica Parker hand over her knife and fork?

  10. Jerry Says:

    Rumor has it a guy whipped out one of these:

    http://www.walmart.com/ip/CRKT-9100KC-Eat-N-Tool-Utensil-Black/17490139?ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=17490139&sourceid=N/A&veh=cse

    He still can’t find his dog.

  11. JKB Says:

    See there was a Secret Service agent, a Colombian prostitute and a fork….so they made a rule. Forks are the weapons of angry working girls everywhere.

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