Dog bites man
Another ‘zombie’ type attack. Has this always happened or is the press just ramping these up?
Another ‘zombie’ type attack. Has this always happened or is the press just ramping these up?
Remember, I do this to entertain me, not you.
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June 27th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
I think it’s like shark bites. They’re are always a few people getting bitten by sharks and no one cares unless the press is having a slow day.
I bet there is usually some number of weirdos munching on other people but we never hear about it.
June 27th, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Buy more anti-zombie ammo.
June 27th, 2012 at 5:04 pm
We are not dealing with zombies here: we are dealing with cannibals. Cannibals have a long and colorful history, and who are we to scorn them? Their way of life is as valid as ours. /sarc